So here's the thing...
When my friend tells me she’s joining the peace core instead of getting a job after college

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

3-2-1queer:

When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for another day” and literally forgot about it and then in like eleventh grade I was like “oh my god”

YOU PROCRASTINATED REALIZING YOUR SEXUALITY THAT’S IT YOU WIN YOU ARE THE QUEEN OF THE PROCRASTINATORS i bow to you

lost-machine:

isee-a-starrynight:

I shall have infinite Power!

stop fucking dividing by zero you little shit

lost-machine:

isee-a-starrynight:

I shall have infinite Power!

stop fucking dividing by zero you little shit

the-shark-blog:

Open Horn Shark 3 by treamy1 


D’aww
me at home: i've been wearing the same jeans and band shirt for the last three weeks but it still smells alright so i'll keep wearing it
me going away: I NEED ONE SHIRT FOR EACH DAY AND EXTRA IN CASE IT GETS DIRTY AND THE SAME AMOUNT OF JEANS AND SOCKS ACTUALLY NO I'LL NEED EXTRA SOCKS IN CASE IT FLOODS AND DOUBLE THE UNDERWEAR IN CASE OF DISASTER AND ONE NICE OUTFIT IN CASE I GET INVITED TO TEA WITH THE QUEEN

mrmdprncss:

i’m always weirdly proud when my pee is clear because it’s like fuck yeah i’m so hydrated 

animals-animals-animals:

Kingfisher (by l1ster)

I love these birds.

animals-animals-animals:

Kingfisher (by l1ster)

I love these birds.