When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for another day” and literally forgot about it and then in like eleventh grade I was like “oh my god”
YOU PROCRASTINATED REALIZING YOUR SEXUALITY THAT’S IT YOU WIN YOU ARE THE QUEEN OF THE PROCRASTINATORS i bow to you
I shall have infinite Power!
stop fucking dividing by zero you little shit
i’m always weirdly proud when my pee is clear because it’s like fuck yeah i’m so hydrated